A lot can happen over a coffee !!! naah......... I do not believe that. Do you ?
While composing this incident, I tried to be usual me.....thinking
what all could go wrong when a guy tries to date a girl in the first meeting ?
hhmm...Lets see.
Guy asks permission to sit next to a lonely girl, and she plainly says,"NO"
moral down....
Lets assume she agrees and in excitement, while getting up to order a coffee...guy bumps into an old school, who screws the guy in front of the girl for being uncourteous, uncultured, unethical and so on...
impression down...
The guy tries to compliment the girl for her smart phone, which turns out to be a dumb calculator
IQ down....
Lets assume she ignores these incidents, the guy gets coffee, comes back...sits there and while fiddling with stupid cup, the coffee falls over her pretty dress, you just complimented her about.
down...down...down !!!
And yes forgot to mention, that while going that girl crushes his bike into wall by her car !!
I mean....screw him altogether....in all possible ways...because he dared to give it a try ??
Come'on, give him a second chance.... wont you ??
Lets begin afresh.....
A guy walks into an open air coffee bar, on the lake view side of a crowded mall.
But surprisingly, its silence in the air coupled with obvious serenity of the view.
The guy walks directly towards the extreme right corner table.
“Excuse me, do you mind if I sit here ?” , asked the guy to the girl already sitting there.
The girl raised her head from the novel, which she was reading since afternoon and found a 5’10” tall guy in a blue and white striped, collared t-shirt and khaki shorts facing her, with a smiley face and starry eyes.
She could not decide, whether to get surprised or shocked to see a stranger asking for something she did not want to share…..........privacy !!
“Who the hell are you ? why don’t you sit anywhere else !” that’s what she wanted to ask and much more….
But before she could decide to confront or do anything…the guy threw another ball at her.
“Please don’t misunderstand me, it’s my lucky table. I always prefer to sit here. “ He said in such a calm voice and with such conviction, that all she could manage was a sheepish nod…
The guy sat facing her and the lake view, for which people would step over shoulder of other people in peak hours. But being a weekday, the view was up for easy grab,............ the lake view.
“Beautiful !!”, the guy said…..
“Excuse me !!”, eyebrows of the girl dared the guy for such unwanted attention. “What do you mean ?”
“Pardon me…I was referring to the lake. I just love to stare at it, whenever I am here. So serene…so calm..
So peaceful…so…”
“Ok..ok….stop it…I got it…”, the girl said with an arrogant but pacified tone and dived again into the novel, which was cursing the guy for sharing the attention, it was enjoying without any competition till now.
The girl was not exactly an artwork or sculptor by God but fair, fairly attractive and graceful. She was wearing a casual brown Kurti and a faded blue jeans, which had almost decided to turn white. The beads around her neck and glasses tightly holding onto her nose, were giving her an intellectual look. In short, a pretty girl with sense and simplicity.
The guy ordered the coffee and was again looking straight in direction of girl, or in other words.... the lake placid.
After some moments of unpleasant silence, "What is so lucky about the table?", whats this !! She wanted to remain indifferrent but it just spurted out.
The guy gave a smile, "Actually everytime I have sat here, I have managed to get a date",said the guy staring right into her eyes....
The waiter brought the coffee. And the guy got busy customizing it, but his eyes still fixed on the girl.
Haah..what the fudge !! he aint no Prince charming, why would anybody date him ? or even have a coffee with him for that matter !
"May be its not ur lucky day mister !! I am not in a mood to date anybody !!", said the girl confidently fixing her glasses.
The guy smiled again clamly, but his mischievous eyes revealed it all that he was about to shoot a teaser, "who says, I would ask you ? you are not my type !!", he said sipping the coffee.
And before the girl could close her mouth, opened in awe, he continued," I was referring to the girl who is sitting there"pointing a finger towards another girl, sitting two tables away.
She had a round face and sharp features but an overly-anxious expression masking its beauty, as if she was waiting to get in a shop, where everything is at 80% discount. Anyways, she was wearing a loose red top struggling to stay on her shoulders and green shorts and not to forget her yellow shoes. Overall, she could easily give a run for money to a chameleon for the color contrasts she was sporting.
"Do you think, she would agree ??", the guy asked the girl while still looking at the distant target.
Though, she would not advise such a girl for even an enemy, but in these circumstances, her obvious answer was, "NO...."
"Why not !!", the guy asked with an animated curiosity.
That was a tough one," coz..coz...you may be not be her type!! ", she concluded.
"Her type ?? How do u know that ?? Are you a face reader like me ??", the guy asked again, resting his chin on his fist.
"Ahha...so you want me to believe, you are a face reader ??...very smart", the girl said fixing her glasses again. Her tone suggesting, she was in no mood to get convinced.
"Oh yeah...I am...", the guy said, leaning back on the chair."And I can read it on your forehead", he said leaning back at table with a jerk.
"And whats that ?", asked the girl gathering back her composure and with genuine curiosity.
"uumm...It reads, "Pick MEEEEE.... not her ! She is no match for you.", concluded the guy, smiling and patting himself for his wits.
Girl makes a weird face, "haa...haa....haaa... very funny" and wipes her forehead with a hankerchief to get rid of accumulating sweat.
"Now it reads, this guy is a genuine genious!", claimed the guy with a victorious grin.
The girl gave a forced, annoyed smile while putting her hankerchief back in her purse.
Guy said, "just kiddin...Just wanted to see your expressions". The girl became consious and her hand automatically moved to fix her glasses.
"But that girl seems to be just the one I wish to date.", continued the guy.
"Why is that ?", asked the girl.
"Because ...she is wearing a loose top and shorts. And that means....."
"What does that means to you ?" girl interrupted the guy, in anticipation of an obvious answer.
"That reveals that she has a ....she has a very good.....good sense of fashion." said the guy, chewing his answer and sipping the coffee.Thouroughly enjoying girls' expressions, whose eyes were popping out of sockets as if preparing to launch an "Anti-Eve teasing Campaign".
"Haah.... listen mister...I exactly understand..what u meant...", the girl sad settling down but pointing a finger towards the guy."dont try to act smart.." Though she was praising the guy within, for his jugglery of words.
"Thanks for the compliment..but I am not good at accepting compliments..", the guy said, acting to blush.
This time, the girl smiled... "You know what..you are a psycho...!! ", she said
"How do u know that?? ", the guy said giving a shocked expression. "That I have done masters in psychology ?. Anyways...its alright, I think, I am inducing you to read forehead too".
" And guess what, you get an opportunity to repay me. I think, you can help me to get her to agree to my proposal.", the guy continued with his vicious plot.
Wait a minute, this is not happening...Is he trying to use me to get her ? No way.....
"Why should I help you ?? I dont even know you", girl said using her both hands to gesture her annoyance.
"Oh com'on..thats such a non-issue! Hi, my name is Shinchan, Shinchan Niranjan Vachchani, Shinchan Niranjan Manbhanjan Vachchani, rest I ll tell you later. And as u already know, done masters in psychology and my phone number is 00-6999-9999...."
"Stop..stop...did I ask for your number ??", the girl said trying to justify her intentions.
"I thought, that would be your next question", guy said smiling. "Usually, thats what girls ask me first...."
"But you are different... you asked it after a long time...I like it", guy said trying to control his grin.
Now the girl blushed and her cheeks turned pink trying to hide her subdued emotions.....And once again, her glasses hugged her nose, on a slight touch of her hand.
"So, you asked, why should you help me....", guy said with his head staring the blue sky and finger tapping his dimpled chin.
"Lets think.....may be for a cup of coffee ??", he suggested...pointing towards the girl's empty mug." infact, take it as an advance...", and smiled again.
" Waiter !!! "
While composing this incident, I tried to be usual me.....thinking
what all could go wrong when a guy tries to date a girl in the first meeting ?
hhmm...Lets see.
Guy asks permission to sit next to a lonely girl, and she plainly says,"NO"
moral down....
Lets assume she agrees and in excitement, while getting up to order a coffee...guy bumps into an old school, who screws the guy in front of the girl for being uncourteous, uncultured, unethical and so on...
impression down...
The guy tries to compliment the girl for her smart phone, which turns out to be a dumb calculator
IQ down....
Lets assume she ignores these incidents, the guy gets coffee, comes back...sits there and while fiddling with stupid cup, the coffee falls over her pretty dress, you just complimented her about.
down...down...down !!!
And yes forgot to mention, that while going that girl crushes his bike into wall by her car !!
I mean....screw him altogether....in all possible ways...because he dared to give it a try ??
Come'on, give him a second chance.... wont you ??
Lets begin afresh.....
A guy walks into an open air coffee bar, on the lake view side of a crowded mall.
But surprisingly, its silence in the air coupled with obvious serenity of the view.
The guy walks directly towards the extreme right corner table.
“Excuse me, do you mind if I sit here ?” , asked the guy to the girl already sitting there.
The girl raised her head from the novel, which she was reading since afternoon and found a 5’10” tall guy in a blue and white striped, collared t-shirt and khaki shorts facing her, with a smiley face and starry eyes.
She could not decide, whether to get surprised or shocked to see a stranger asking for something she did not want to share…..........privacy !!
“Who the hell are you ? why don’t you sit anywhere else !” that’s what she wanted to ask and much more….
But before she could decide to confront or do anything…the guy threw another ball at her.
“Please don’t misunderstand me, it’s my lucky table. I always prefer to sit here. “ He said in such a calm voice and with such conviction, that all she could manage was a sheepish nod…
The guy sat facing her and the lake view, for which people would step over shoulder of other people in peak hours. But being a weekday, the view was up for easy grab,............ the lake view.
“Beautiful !!”, the guy said…..
“Excuse me !!”, eyebrows of the girl dared the guy for such unwanted attention. “What do you mean ?”
“Pardon me…I was referring to the lake. I just love to stare at it, whenever I am here. So serene…so calm..
So peaceful…so…”
“Ok..ok….stop it…I got it…”, the girl said with an arrogant but pacified tone and dived again into the novel, which was cursing the guy for sharing the attention, it was enjoying without any competition till now.
The girl was not exactly an artwork or sculptor by God but fair, fairly attractive and graceful. She was wearing a casual brown Kurti and a faded blue jeans, which had almost decided to turn white. The beads around her neck and glasses tightly holding onto her nose, were giving her an intellectual look. In short, a pretty girl with sense and simplicity.
The guy ordered the coffee and was again looking straight in direction of girl, or in other words.... the lake placid.
After some moments of unpleasant silence, "What is so lucky about the table?", whats this !! She wanted to remain indifferrent but it just spurted out.
The guy gave a smile, "Actually everytime I have sat here, I have managed to get a date",said the guy staring right into her eyes....
The waiter brought the coffee. And the guy got busy customizing it, but his eyes still fixed on the girl.
Haah..what the fudge !! he aint no Prince charming, why would anybody date him ? or even have a coffee with him for that matter !
"May be its not ur lucky day mister !! I am not in a mood to date anybody !!", said the girl confidently fixing her glasses.
The guy smiled again clamly, but his mischievous eyes revealed it all that he was about to shoot a teaser, "who says, I would ask you ? you are not my type !!", he said sipping the coffee.
And before the girl could close her mouth, opened in awe, he continued," I was referring to the girl who is sitting there"pointing a finger towards another girl, sitting two tables away.
She had a round face and sharp features but an overly-anxious expression masking its beauty, as if she was waiting to get in a shop, where everything is at 80% discount. Anyways, she was wearing a loose red top struggling to stay on her shoulders and green shorts and not to forget her yellow shoes. Overall, she could easily give a run for money to a chameleon for the color contrasts she was sporting.
"Do you think, she would agree ??", the guy asked the girl while still looking at the distant target.
Though, she would not advise such a girl for even an enemy, but in these circumstances, her obvious answer was, "NO...."
"Why not !!", the guy asked with an animated curiosity.
That was a tough one," coz..coz...you may be not be her type!! ", she concluded.
"Her type ?? How do u know that ?? Are you a face reader like me ??", the guy asked again, resting his chin on his fist.
"Ahha...so you want me to believe, you are a face reader ??...very smart", the girl said fixing her glasses again. Her tone suggesting, she was in no mood to get convinced.
"Oh yeah...I am...", the guy said, leaning back on the chair."And I can read it on your forehead", he said leaning back at table with a jerk.
"And whats that ?", asked the girl gathering back her composure and with genuine curiosity.
"uumm...It reads, "Pick MEEEEE.... not her ! She is no match for you.", concluded the guy, smiling and patting himself for his wits.
Girl makes a weird face, "haa...haa....haaa... very funny" and wipes her forehead with a hankerchief to get rid of accumulating sweat.
"Now it reads, this guy is a genuine genious!", claimed the guy with a victorious grin.
The girl gave a forced, annoyed smile while putting her hankerchief back in her purse.
Guy said, "just kiddin...Just wanted to see your expressions". The girl became consious and her hand automatically moved to fix her glasses.
"But that girl seems to be just the one I wish to date.", continued the guy.
"Why is that ?", asked the girl.
"Because ...she is wearing a loose top and shorts. And that means....."
"What does that means to you ?" girl interrupted the guy, in anticipation of an obvious answer.
"That reveals that she has a ....she has a very good.....good sense of fashion." said the guy, chewing his answer and sipping the coffee.Thouroughly enjoying girls' expressions, whose eyes were popping out of sockets as if preparing to launch an "Anti-Eve teasing Campaign".
"Haah.... listen mister...I exactly understand..what u meant...", the girl sad settling down but pointing a finger towards the guy."dont try to act smart.." Though she was praising the guy within, for his jugglery of words.
"Thanks for the compliment..but I am not good at accepting compliments..", the guy said, acting to blush.
This time, the girl smiled... "You know what..you are a psycho...!! ", she said
"How do u know that?? ", the guy said giving a shocked expression. "That I have done masters in psychology ?. Anyways...its alright, I think, I am inducing you to read forehead too".
" And guess what, you get an opportunity to repay me. I think, you can help me to get her to agree to my proposal.", the guy continued with his vicious plot.
Wait a minute, this is not happening...Is he trying to use me to get her ? No way.....
"Why should I help you ?? I dont even know you", girl said using her both hands to gesture her annoyance.
"Oh com'on..thats such a non-issue! Hi, my name is Shinchan, Shinchan Niranjan Vachchani, Shinchan Niranjan Manbhanjan Vachchani, rest I ll tell you later. And as u already know, done masters in psychology and my phone number is 00-6999-9999...."
"Stop..stop...did I ask for your number ??", the girl said trying to justify her intentions.
"I thought, that would be your next question", guy said smiling. "Usually, thats what girls ask me first...."
"But you are different... you asked it after a long time...I like it", guy said trying to control his grin.
Now the girl blushed and her cheeks turned pink trying to hide her subdued emotions.....And once again, her glasses hugged her nose, on a slight touch of her hand.
"So, you asked, why should you help me....", guy said with his head staring the blue sky and finger tapping his dimpled chin.
"Lets think.....may be for a cup of coffee ??", he suggested...pointing towards the girl's empty mug." infact, take it as an advance...", and smiled again.
" Waiter !!! "
Ha ha.. Smart Buoy Robert :P Very nicely illustrated and binding one! Enjoyed each word!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed writing it too :)
ReplyDeleteThx !!